Welcome to Water Me Right™ VOLUME IV
The Bitchy Flowers
Always Bloom
I wrote the first WATER ME RIGHT™
when I was still learning how to ask for water.
I wrote the second while I was learning to pour it myself.
The third taught me how to bloom in my own sunlight.
And this one, the fourth -
this one is the wild guard that grew after all the pruning.
Told in lush metaphor and lyrical prose
The Bitchy Flowers Always Bloom
is not a manual for romance —
it’s a manifesto for self-preservation.
It teaches the art of blooming without begging, of loving without losing, of pruning what no longer nourishes you.
Across five chapters
The Soil, The Bloom, The Prune,
The Rain, and The Return
Ashley reimagines
womanhood as a living ecosystem:
a place where boundaries are beauty,
where resilience is rebirth,
and where...
“bitchy” simply means
unapologetically alive.
This is a love letter to the wild things,
the untamed hearts,
the women who became the weather
when no one else showed up to water them.
“The Bitchy flowers don’t beg for rain; They make it.”
Water Me Right® was born from the woman who stopped apologizing for being alive in full color;
For the wild-hearteD ONES
This isn't about bitterness
but blooming responsibly.
The Prune.
“survival can be soft and savage at the same time.”
Some people love like sunflowers
open Camma, radiant, always seeking connection.
Others resemble orchids
delicate, spiritual, requiring depth and stillness to thrive.
Summer roses
deeply passionate, but guarded by thorns that protect their tender parts.
Every type is sacred. Every way of blooming is valid.
So breathe open these pages like a garden gate
and as you walk through, may you find the flower that feels like Home
and may you learn how to water it right.
water yourself in the way you need most
Bloom responsibly
The WATER ME RIGHT™ Coffee Table Collection
Volume I: Water Me Right™
The Metaphysical Theory of Love + Plants
Volume II: Identify Your Flower
The Encyclopedia of Flower Archetypes
Volume III: Be Delusional Until You Bloom™
Volume IV: The Bitchy Flowers Always Bloom
Self Growth I Self Love I Self Care I Self-Discovery
Water Me Right™
The Series
Every book in the Water Me Right™ series was a season of me.
The first was thirst - learning what it meant to want more than silence.
The second was rain - learning that I could be my own source of nourishment.
The third sunlight - learning how to take up space in my own skin.
The fourth is the wild guard - learning how to grow after all the pruning.
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Ashley Frank
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Boca Raton, FL
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